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  • MALLET Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male
  • Orientation:Straight
  • STATS Height: 6'01"
  • Weight: 350 lbs
  • Age: 31 years old.
  • LOCATION Helena, MT, USA
  • Last time online More than 3 months
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My Description

I yell at Buddha statues for jackin my look,

Far from perfect.

Im a 24 year old dude. Just got out of a bad relationship,trying to put the pieces of my brain back together. Im a stoner, manga and anime junkie, a huuuuge gamer and proud of it all, im chill as hell and really like talking,i like to pick and prod a persons mind,i like to know everything i can about a person's passians and dreams. Shy at first but warms up quickly is an understatement...a week into knowing me ill probably let you in on my plans for world dominat... and how i would sustain the new government i make...

My addictions? well im glad i asked myself,they are: Diet soda, veggie burgers, cool ranch doritos, adult swim, MUSIC!!!11!, and using the "..." dots...makes me seem more...awesome o.o Some of my specific addictions... Music wise: The Postal Service, Alkaline Trio, oh damn freaking QUEEN! listening to freddy right now!, uhh Regina Spektor, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid...yes im a bit of a juggalo...just a very weird one...back to the music: Modest Mouse, Wu Tang Clan and all the members solo s---, The Used, The Thermals, The Offspring! grew up with that band, The Killers, The Fray...lots of "The"s...Tegan and Sara, 3oh!3, Billy Idol, Blink 182! enema of the state was my first cd, BUSDRIVER! best rapper alive, Hot Hot Heat, Lupe Fiasco, Gorillaz, Goldfinger, Foo Fighters...i listen to alot more but these are bands that i love ^^ Movies...hmmm....Equilibrium, Blade 1 and 2, Tropic Thunder, Blazing Saddles, newer Star Trek movies and the Star Wars movies, The Dark Knight, Tommy, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Chris Farley, Christian Bale...every movie they were in, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Grease...i know its lame but for some reason that was watched alot in my house growing up and i have it memorized (insert a bunch im too high to remember atm here) T.V. well...2 words...Adult Swim...if a show was on it i probably freaking love it and will invite u over to watch it with me. All in weird...nerdy...dorky...hit me up if your brave enough

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)

Body Type
fat and proud, large, overweight, a few extra pounds
nothing but porn, action, sci-fi, psychological thrillers, drama, comedy, murder mysteries, romance, mockumentaries, horror, indie, animation
Eye Color
Hair Color
dark brown
Caucasian, Native American, Mixed Race
single - never married
Have Kids
no - open to adoption, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad
Do you smoke?
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
a couch potato, flirt, class clown, better in small groups, anti-social, comic relief, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
Food Related
Diet Every Now & Then, Soul Food, Chinese, Vegetarian, Comfort, Italian, Mexican, Spicy, Junk Food Junkie
artistic, loner, total slacker, punk, white trash, lover, introvert, flirt, geek, liberal, tree hugger, clown, romantic, activist, intellectual, nerd
paranormal believer, ninja, goatee, superhero, beard, artist, circus clown
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), socially
I'm looking for
friends only, soulmate, the yin to my yang, miss right, romance, relationship, conversation
My Sign
aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18
Hardcore, Ska, Rap, Hip Hop, Rock, Punk, Indie, Techno, Alternative Rock, Post Rock, Trance, Hard Rock, Progressive Rock
Hair Style
shaved head
Fitness & Sports
weightlifting, basketball

Far Left ; Liberal ; Pro-Choice Democrat

About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

Hobbies & Interests
video games, naturism, computers, writing, manga, reading, movies, internet, sports, music, television, killing zombies
Their Body Type
fat and proud, voluptuous, large, a few extra pounds, overweight, pleasantly plump, average, thick
straight, bisexual
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home, no - definitely want them though
Socially, they are
the life of the party, comic relief, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly
Political Views
liberal, democrat, not interested in politics, green party, independent
tree hugger, liberal, pirate, activist, white trash, loner, punk, fun loving, lover, romantic, geek, total slacker, intellectual, nerd
tattoos, piercings, vampire, pirate at heart, psychic
They are looking for
the yin to my yang, mr. right, conversation, relationship, dating, romance, friends only, soulmate

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